Beard Discussion

Instant Messenger conversation 01/05 (excerpt):

glueslabs (1:07:12 AM): i shaved my beard. you'll have to see it before i grow it back!
glueslabs (1:07:39 AM): my shaven face, i mean
[some girl] (1:07:57 AM): yikes
[some girl] (1:08:00 AM): !!!!
glueslabs (1:08:09 AM): yikes, what?
[some girl] (1:08:09 AM): why did you do that?
[some girl] (1:08:19 AM): im so used to you with the beard now!
[some girl] (1:08:35 AM): i mean when we were "dating" i was totally anti-beard
glueslabs (1:08:44 AM): i was tired of it and i thought i'd try something new. EXCUSE ME
[some girl] (1:08:48 AM): hahah
[some girl] (1:08:50 AM): thats good
[some girl] (1:08:55 AM): so how is that working out for ya
glueslabs (1:09:12 AM): i don't like it :-(
glueslabs (1:09:24 AM): it's beard season!
[some girl] (1:09:27 AM): yeah im not surprised
[some girl] (1:09:37 AM): i know all three of my roommates have huge beards
[some girl] (1:09:47 AM): because of "the winter"
glueslabs (1:09:55 AM): hell yeah
[some girl] (1:10:01 AM): i don't get it, but im a chick
glueslabs (1:10:16 AM): it's ok. just know that winter=beard season
[some girl] (1:10:22 AM): apparently
[some girl] (1:10:35 AM): i'll be warmer if i grow this huge disgusting beard?
glueslabs (1:10:52 AM): haha
[some girl] (1:10:55 AM): you don't see me growing my armpit and leg hair out to keep the heat
glueslabs (1:10:57 AM): it does add warmth
[some girl] (1:11:06 AM): so im told, so im told
glueslabs (1:11:08 AM): well, who knows. maybe you are
glueslabs (1:11:14 AM): we're not close like that anymore
[some girl] (1:11:15 AM): no way dude
[some girl] (1:11:24 AM): im anti-body hair
[some girl] (1:11:29 AM): in all forms
glueslabs (1:11:49 AM): uh huh
[some girl] (1:12:00 AM): well for myself
glueslabs (1:12:10 AM): whatever
[some girl] (1:12:23 AM): hahah
glueslabs (1:12:24 AM): you've offended me enough already
[some girl] (1:12:30 AM): huh?!?!?!
glueslabs (1:12:31 AM): begone with you!
[some girl] (1:12:33 AM): what?!?!?!
[some girl] (1:12:40 AM): im so non-offensive!!!
glueslabs (1:12:43 AM): uh...hello?!
glueslabs (1:12:49 AM): <----beard
[some girl] (1:12:50 AM): HI!
[some girl] (1:12:54 AM): yeah thats true
glueslabs (1:12:57 AM): <-----lots of body hair
[some girl] (1:13:05 AM): you were always an exception to the rule though!
glueslabs (1:13:10 AM): pffft
glueslabs (1:13:15 AM): try and cover
[some girl] (1:13:17 AM): don't pffft me!
glueslabs (1:13:41 AM): the old bait an switch
[some girl] (1:13:47 AM): hahahhahahah
[some girl] (1:14:15 AM): see jeffrey, my dear, with you i looked beyond the facial hair
glueslabs (1:14:24 AM): ohhhhhh
[some girl] (1:14:26 AM): i was like "well if it makes him happy"
glueslabs (1:14:27 AM): well, thank you!
[some girl] (1:14:32 AM): no problem!
glueslabs (1:14:38 AM): so gracious of you, my dear
[some girl] (1:14:43 AM): i know!
[some girl] (1:14:46 AM): im a real gem
glueslabs (1:15:08 AM): yep...a real keeper
[some girl] (1:15:14 AM): obviously!
[some girl] (1:16:13 AM): either way, it would vbe weird at this point to see you beard-less
[some girl] (1:16:26 AM): nice typing [some girl]
glueslabs (1:16:37 AM): anyway, i never had a grisley adams type beard. i kept it fairly well-groomed, thank you very much
[some girl] (1:16:44 AM): this is true
[some girl] (1:17:05 AM): it definitely worked for you
glueslabs (1:17:33 AM): ha
glueslabs (1:17:37 AM): nice cover-up
[some girl] (1:17:41 AM): no it did!
[some girl] (1:17:48 AM): im not lying or covering up!
glueslabs (1:17:51 AM): ....
[some girl] (1:17:58 AM): ..... right back atcha
glueslabs (1:18:02 AM): ;-)
glueslabs (1:18:31 AM): i'm cocking my hand like a gun and giving that chk-chk sound
glueslabs (1:18:40 AM): just so you know
glueslabs (1:19:11 AM): BEARDHATER
[some girl] (1:19:46 AM): hahahha
[some girl] (1:19:54 AM): i don't HATE beards
[some girl] (1:20:14 AM): i just think, in general, that boys look better without beards
[some girl] (1:20:18 AM): BUT
[some girl] (1:20:30 AM): it suits you
glueslabs (1:23:00 AM): go to bed!
[some girl] (1:23:01 AM): i know
[some girl] (1:23:09 AM): hmph!
[some girl] (1:23:13 AM): fine!
glueslabs (1:23:18 AM): you need your beauty rest. har har
[some girl] (1:23:19 AM): ill go to bed!
[some girl] (1:23:26 AM): yeah right
[some girl] (1:23:35 AM): my "beauty rest"
[some girl] (1:23:59 AM): = "my time to pass out and look like shit in the morning"
glueslabs (1:24:12 AM): just don't scare those toddlers
[some girl] (1:24:16 AM): no way
[some girl] (1:24:25 AM): the toddlers love me!!!
glueslabs (1:25:18 AM): uh huh
glueslabs (1:25:26 AM): i'll buy that
[some girl] (1:25:33 AM): for real, they totally do!
glueslabs (1:26:35 AM): i know.
[some girl] (1:27:21 AM): thanks dear!
[some girl] (1:27:31 AM): ok i should go to bed
[some girl] (1:27:34 AM): and you should call me
glueslabs (1:27:40 AM): ok
[some girl] (1:27:43 AM): GOOD
glueslabs (1:27:43 AM): maybe i will
[some girl] (1:27:47 AM): MAYBE?!?!?!?
glueslabs (1:27:49 AM): good night
glueslabs (1:27:51 AM): sleep tight
[some girl] (1:27:56 AM): what the fuck is that all about?!!??!?!
glueslabs (1:28:03 AM): what?
[some girl] (1:28:29 AM): oh im just giving you shit for the "maybe i will" comment
glueslabs (1:28:41 AM): well, i have to check with my beard first
[some girl] (1:28:45 AM): OH I SEE
glueslabs (1:28:57 AM): maybe my beard doesn't like YOU