Substitute Teacher Facing Sex Charge [W. Post]
A 24-year-old woman who worked as a substitute teacher in Fairfax County public schools has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old student, police said yesterday.
Ok, I just want to get one thing straight here. A 24-year-old woman having sex with a 14-year-old boy is not sexual abuse—it's his ultimate fantasy. It may be illegal, and it may be kinda creepy (or perhaps a little pathetic?), but there's nothing evil or bad about it.
Unless this kid is mentally retarded, he knew full well what was going on, and I'm sure enjoyed all 2 minutes of it. I'll spare you the gruesome details, but let's just say that when I was 14, I couldn't keep my hands off my junk. And I'm sure, with hormones raging, I would've almost killed for the opportunity this kid has had. So let's not demonize this poor woman. Let's get her a date with a dude who can drink.
And yes, I would feel differently about this if it was the other way around. It's a lot different.
End of fucking story.
