Zell Miller, my favorite crotchety nut job and the guy most likely to challenge you to a duel, has been hired by Fox News Channel as a commentator. [Washington Post] Well, it's about time I had someone new to laugh at on that fairest, most fakely balanced of cable news channels. This guy is great; I can't wait for when the bolts of purple lightning shoot out of his fingertips. Anyway, I'm pretty sure all the non-thinking Fox News viewers will love him.
There are already a number of Fox News talking heads that practically make it necessary to wrestle my hatred to the ground: Bill O'Reilly (who likes to play devil's advocate and appear unbiased), Ann Coulter (don't get me started on this smug, lying bitch), Sean Hannity (ex-fratboy chucklehead)...and I imagine many more if I could stand to watch that media cesspool more than ten minutes at a time.
I've been noticing this steely-eyed former centerfold lately during the good ol' O'Reilly Factor. Do you remember that mid-80's TV show, “V,” about the alien lizard people? No? Well, Netflix the DVDs or something because they are apparently walking among us and delivering the headlines to conservative monkeys across the country.
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3 comments:
Ugh, don't get me started on Fox. I'm in a battle with some scrawny chickenhawk that works at my gym who insists on keeping the channels turned to Fox. I keep wanting to leave a recruitment brochure at the front desk for him when I go there. Actually, that's a plan of mine: to get a stack of recruitment brochures from the local office and stick them on the windshields of the vehicles that sport Bush/Cheney stickers.
You should definitely do it. And take pictures, too.
Haha, V! I'm entertained at the thought.
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